Why Dogs are better than men

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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN (just for some giggles!)

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

Dogs understand what "no" means.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don't correct your stories.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives, and at least some of your relatives like your dog.

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Heehee, just a bitta fun! In the interest of balance tho---even if all the abover were to be true, where would we be without men!

Happy Thursday lovelies,

H

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
-- Havelock Ellis

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thats great funny stuff itll be a great topic of conversation for the pub ;0

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This is just brill, it made

This is just brill, it made my Thursdays - still laughing - can you hear it? :):):):):)
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