Some smiles for you :)
Woman sitting at home drinking a wine on the porch with her husband and she says, "I love you."
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me............. talking to the wine."
A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: "Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
Hehe!! Love these :) Thanks for those.
C x
Thanks Marie. The best I can do is share that one of the six-year-olds I teach (a fabulous wee chap - they all are) answered a question I asked about Jesus during a lesson on Easter last week, and kept saying 'she'. When I asked him was Jesus a boy or a girl, he said 'a girl', and seemed very surprised when we informed him this wasn't the case. The poor child - what a revelation for a Thursday afternoon!
Michelephant:)
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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor."
"Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"
"Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."
There is always a solution…:):):)