Sandwich
A sandwich went into the bar.
Barman said:”Sorry we do not serve food”
I know it is very silly, but I heard in Fair City today and had such laugh, so I hope you will too
:):):):)
Really missing Gra’s jokes
the simplest ones are the best Marie! and i too miss Gra's jokes and Carmel!! Come back you guys, where are ye???
kiz
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."
The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
thats garlic off my dogs menu!! and come to think of it , what are you feeding yours!!!!
Ha ha ha... I knew I wasn't that bad after all... it's only my bark that scares people away ... 'cause so far I haven't bitten anyone yet...
Oh, how I looooooove garlic!!!!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Maybe not so funny - Gra needs to come back soon
i think i get you
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Did you hear about the French dog that ate only garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite
Cha Cha Cha Cha :):):)
There is always a solution…:):):)