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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats more quickly, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally??? Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new golf bag

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Yes, Cherry, jokes are

Yes, Cherry, jokes are important , thanks for posting, here are few more

Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Asked the teacher.
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. He replied

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are cute!” The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was now “cute.” She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

Her husband replied, “The drugs are wearing off!”

Lets start joke week:)
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love these Maire thanks. Joke week, what a great idea. Jokes always put a smile on my face! Lets start to build up our own little collection!